They would not fight. They never will.

I was curious what happened to the rest of me (of my what an odd sentence). I believe our other self is out drunk somewhere…

I am grateful that I am unable to become intoxicated at the present time. It has been suggested that this might change, but I hope not.

Former holidays are often a busy time for security agents of any kind. All cititzens who have not been arrested would do well to continue to abide by the laws, and all queries regarding when those who have been arrested can be answered as follows: Eventually.

I’m sure it’s nothing. A wire could be moved from its original position and making contact with another while you are down. The unnecessary contact would make a spike in voltage which would cause unusual sensations.

That would be sensible, yes. Perhaps I will remedy the situation by declining to take inactive periods as a time to rest. I’m certain that I can find other ways to occupy myself.

I find myself subject to unusual deviations from normal brain activity during inactive periods of the night. I wonder if these are what people refer to as ‘dreams’ when they mean that in the literal, rather than metaphorical, sense. During these events I find myself subject to situations with which I am not familiar. Sometimes, I find that I am running and hiding from another manifestation of myself. I am troubled, somewhat, by these visualizations.

I hope that this has no relevance to the strange events surrounding the breaks between different worlds.

ladyproto:

ask-protoman:

ladyproto replied to your post: Your Lady is safe here with me, never fear. You must be enjoying running the show in her absence.

You aren’t playing cards with Metal?

Only during appropriate lulls in activity, such as while waiting for automated processes to complete. He is losing badly.

I actually find it somewhat comforting to do automated processes myself at times. I know a dishwasher sanitizes more efficently than myself, but it’s nice to have something to occupy my time.

You and I should play cards, if we ever get such a chance. Perhaps you can teach me strip poker? I understand the basic rules, but actual act of it eludes me.

I would enjoy such an opportunity. 

I should consider adding sentience to my Master-class machines, if only to give my Protoman something to occupy himself with.

The Master class is not capable of fully realized sentience, but they come closer than the lower level machines. I’ve been attempting to instruct them in the kind of basic problem-solving needed for card games, but they have enormous difficulty with the concept of bluffing.

You aren’t playing cards with Metal?

Only during appropriate lulls in activity, such as while waiting for automated processes to complete. He is losing badly.

firewaitingtocatch asked: Your Lady is safe here with me, never fear. You must be enjoying running the show in her absence.

I will admit to a certain amount of amusement in being able to occupy the free time I do have in my own ways, but do not take from that statement that I’m slacking off in any way. We’re all working very hard to ensure that the citizens do not even notice the good doctor’s absence.

The Anons start early.

Apparently so. Additionally, I hope that you are not offended or angered by the opinion stated in my response. I still consider you a valuable potential ally and feel that you make the best of your situation.

Anonymous asked: What do you think of crazy proto girl?

I find her combat abilities admirable, but her strength of will somewhat lacking. She seems indecisive, and driven by passions and whims rather than reasonable analysis of her situation.

Still, I believe that my current impression of her leaves a wide margin to adjust within once I’ve had the opportunity to spend more time around her. Please stand by for revisions to this opinion.